Bushology - II!

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Bushology - II

BIHAR DRIVING License..!!

NOTE If you dont knows, please copy from another applikason phorom.

For phurthar instruksons, see bottom applikason.
Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter. He will give you the licen.

Koschans:

Last name

(_) Yadav
(_) Sinha
(_) Pandey
(_) Misra
(_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

First name

(_) Ramprasad
(_) Lakhan
(_) Sivprasad
(_) Jamnaprasad
(_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

Age

(_) Less than phipty
(_) Greater than phipty
(_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

Sex

____ M _____ P(F) _____ not sure _____not applicable

Chappol Size

____ Lepht ____ Right

Occupason

(_) Politison
(_) Doodhwala
(_) Pehelwaan
(_) House wife
(_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

Number of children libing in the household ___

Number that are yours ___

Mother name _______________________

Phather Name ____________________ (If not no, leave blank)
Ejjucason 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

Dental rekard

(_) Ellow
(_) Berownish-ellow
(_) Berown
(_) Belack
(_) Other - Give egjhakt color

(Check karet box)

Your thumb imparesson

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, please do not copy thumb impresson also. Please provide your own thumb impresson.)

PELEASE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you don't have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE :
IF YOU DON'T HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANE NOT DRIVE. VEE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.

cinsiyarly,
Bihar wehikil diriving lisence Atthoritty.

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Bushology...!!!

A married man ponders....!!

A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in bed.She goes downstairs to look for
him.

She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee
in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought,
just staring at the wall.

She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room.

"Why are you down here at this time of night?"

The husband looks up from his coffee,

"Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?"
he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily.

"Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued..
"Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,
"I would have been released today !!! :)


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